woah man

tongue punch my fart box
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

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"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

My girlfriend wanted to compare the whiteness of her and my dog’s teeth

My girlfriend wanted to compare the whiteness of her and my dog’s teeth

unlovedbyme:

heyyyyyy im doing a giveaway because i needa get rid of some shit ok so the prizes are:

- A pair of The 1975 tickets for November 20th in Hollywood

- A white iPhone 5

- A Macbook Air

-A black Gibson Les Paul

Rules:

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You have to reblog this post

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It ends on September 30th at midnight. Good Luck!!!

theroself:

sosa-parks:

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away

unlovedbyme:

heyyyyyy im doing a giveaway because i needa get rid of some shit ok so the prizes are:

- A pair of The 1975 tickets for November 20th in Hollywood

- A white iPhone 5

- A Macbook Air

-A black Gibson Les Paul

Rules:

You must be following me

You have to reblog this post

You may reblog as many times as you want

It ends on September 30th at midnight. Good Luck!!!

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

unlovedbyme:

heyyyyyy im doing a giveaway because i needa get rid of some shit ok so the prizes are:

- A pair of The 1975 tickets for November 20th in Hollywood

- A white iPhone 5

- A Macbook Air

-A black Gibson Les Paul

Rules:

You must be following me

You have to reblog this post

You may reblog as many times as you want

It ends on September 30th at midnight. Good Luck!!!

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

unlovedbyme:

heyyyyyy im doing a giveaway because i needa get rid of some shit ok so the prizes are:

- A pair of The 1975 tickets for November 20th in Hollywood

- A white iPhone 5

- A Macbook Air

-A black Gibson Les Paul

Rules:

You must be following me

You have to reblog this post

You may reblog as many times as you want

It ends on September 30th at midnight. Good Luck!!!